The Flatline : Home to an Array of My Bullshit

I updated my App last night, but had no idea of this….. *goes to try it out.

Babel Fish IRL of the Day: Google Translate for Android now comes with a spiffy feature called “Conversation Mode” which can translate speech in real-time.

It’s in early Alpha, meaning it’s still a little wonky, but the gist is there, and the future for breaking culture barriers looks bright.

[gizmodo.]

Sweet Product Preview of the Day: Android’s dev team screened the first official preview of the upcoming tablet-tailored version of their OS, codenamed “Honeycomb,” at CES 2011. It has since been uploaded to YouTube, and is available for your gimme pleasure above.

[gadgetlab.]

Bonus: Android Honeycomb Walkthrough.

DROID DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!

This Is Sort Of Terrifying of the Day: Old and Busted: Cell phones give you cancer. New Hotness: Cell phones explode and blow off your ear.

From ABC Action News:

Aron Embry said he was making a call on his new Motorola Droid 2 phone when he heard a loud pop, then his ear started bleeding.

Embry told afterdawn.com, ‘I heard a pop. I didn’t feel any pain initially. I pulled the phone down. I felt something dripping. I realized that it probably was blood. I went into the house and as I got into the bathroom and once I got to the mirror and saw it, it was only then I kinda looked at my phone and noticed the screen had appeared to burst outward.’

The 30-year-old getting stitches but doctors said he didn’t suffer any damage to his hearing.

inb4 You’re lucky to be hearing me now.

[mediaite.]

Stop-Motion Short of the Day: Take a fifty second break from playing Angry Birds to watch animator Gregory Cortez’s short, sweet stop-motion tribute to the best damn bird-based puzzle game ever.

[techcrunch.]

Running the Android OS on an iPhone? There’s a hack for that.

[linuxoniphone.]