Animated GIF of the Day: Basically.
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My brother will love seeing this bitch get her just desserts!
Spokeschunk of the Day: Subway’s Jared was spotted in Miami looking about five feet wider than usual.
Apparently he was on his way to promote the launch of the chain’s new Footlong Chocolate Brownie and Cream Cheese Frosting on Wheat. If ever there was such a thing as bad publicity, it’s this.
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