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Comedy Central to Webcast Performances from Bonnaroo’s Comedy Tent!

Jon Benjamin will host the webcast on Sunday, June 12, and it will be accessible on computers as well as iOS and Android devices.

via(comedycentral)


The United States Of Comedy: 50 Comedians From 50 States

I’m the comic from Hawaii they chose for this thing. But in all honesty, would they really put Andy Bumatai, Frank Delima, or BUSTA’ LOOSE on this? probably not. 

(Dan Mintz should have been the ALASKA comic. And they switched Joel Mchale and Matt Braungers heads.)

  • Alabama - Vic Henley
  • Alaska - Haley Boyle
  • Arizona - Greg Proops
  • Arkansas - Bill Hicks
  • California - Will Ferrell
  • Colorado - Kristen Schaal
  • Connecticut - Lisa Lampanelli
  • Delaware - Aubrey Plaza
  • Florida - Daniel Tosh
  • Georgia - Jeff Foxworthy
  • Hawaii - Jonah Ray
  • Idaho - Ryan Hamilton
  • Illinois - Richard Pryor
  • Indiana - David Letterman
  • Iowa - Johnny Carson
  • Kansas - Jason Sudeikis
  • Kentucky - Chris Hardwick
  • Louisiana - Ellen DeGeneres
  • Maine - Bob Marley
  • Maryland - Lewis Black
  • Massachusetts - Conan O’Brien
  • Michigan - Mary-Lynn Rajskub
  • Minnesota - Mitch Hedberg
  • Mississippi - Tig Notaro
  • Missouri - Cedric the Entertainer
  • Montana - Dana Carvey
  • Nebraska - Dick Cavett
  • Nevada - Jimmy Kimmel
  • New Hampshire - Sarah Silverman
  • New Jersey - Jon Stewart
  • New Mexico - Marc Maron
  • New York - George Carlin
  • North Carolina - Zach Galifianakis
  • North Dakota - Ryan Karels
  • Ohio - Drew Carey
  • Oklahoma - Bill Hader
  • Oregon - Matt Braunger
  • Pennsylvania - Tina Fey
  • Rhode Island - Charlie Day
  • South Carolina - Aziz Ansari
  • South Dakota - Timmy Williams
  • Tennessee - Ralphie May
  • Texas - Steve Martin
  • Utah - Roseanne Barr
  • Vermont - Luis Guzman
  • Virginia - Patton Oswalt
  • Washington - Joel McHale
  • West Virginia - Steve Harvey
  • Wisconsin - Chris Farley
  • Wyoming - Jim J. Bullock

via(jonahray)

(via comedycentral)

DVR’ing this now. Follow @howardstern on twitter. As someone who has only used it for a few weeks he’s definitely living to the throne of king of all media.

comedycentral:

This Week on The Daily Show: Howard Stern

For the first time since 2005 (seen here), Howard Stern returns to The Daily Show tonight to talk about the future of satel—BABA BOOEY! BABA BOOEY! BABA BOOEY!

Kickass Cupcakes of the Day: South Park cupcakes. Needs more Token.

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Kickass Cupcakes of the Day: South Park cupcakes. Needs more Token.

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Ultra-Viral Video of the Day: Meme Overloading has so far been limited to static images. Enter: Daniel Tosh. Kittens, dick-punches, boobs, and babies on fire to name just a few of the viral video tropes employed in the “Most Perfect Internet Video Ever.

[thanks joselyn!]

March To Keep Fear Alive of the Day: Then this happened.

Book your rooms now.

[mytv.]

UPDATE: Keep Fear Alive.

this guy! <—————-