The Flatline : Home to an Array of My Bullshit

The problem with the media…..its only 4 minutes from last night’s day show….it describes to a T what the 24/7 news networks really care about.

Argument From Ignorance of the Day: Last month, Bill O’Reilly argued that God exists because there is no explanation for the tides. Well, someone took the five seconds it takes to explain to Bill O’Reilly that it’s actually the moon’s gravity that sets the tides in motion. Bill O’Reilly quickly fired back at the “pinheads” with an airtight retort: How did the moon get there?

In case O’Reilly wants to humor himself with the answer, Bad Astronomy has a pretty thorough rebuttal.

[badastronomy.]

In Case You Missed It of the Day: On last night’s Factor, Bill O’Reilly aired footage of his producer Jesse Watters harassing Snooki at a book signing event for turning down an invitation to appear on the show.

One Mediaite commenter has it just right: “Congratulations, Bill. You have succeeded in doing the unthinkable: making me feel sorry for Snooki.”

[mediaite.]

Government-Funded Anti-Glenn-Beck Cartoon Propaganda of the Day: Mickey Mouse and Pluto in “Mickey Mouse Discovers The Government’s Plan To Attack Glenn Beck By Paying Jonathan McIntosh to Remix Cartoons”: An ikat381

cartoon remix.

[boingboing.]

Earlier: Donald Duck in “Right Wing Radio Duck.”

What’s In A Name of the Day: FACT: With a name like “Draco Slaughter,” your choice regarding whether or not to become a supervillain is somewhat limited.
[fukung.]

What’s In A Name of the Day: FACT: With a name like “Draco Slaughter,” your choice regarding whether or not to become a supervillain is somewhat limited.

[fukung.]

Sign Of The Times of the Day: Spotted in San Diego.

Now that’s desperation.

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hey, how bout not giving him cigerettes? Problem solved……this is not news……you know they shoulda gave cigerettes to the connecticut chimp to calm his nerves before he ripped that woman’s face off!

Oh, Fox News. We all love you for your egregious errors, but hate that people accept them as fact. [via ilovecharts]

All 193% of Republicans Support Palin, Romney and Huckabee

An Actual Question Asked Seriously On A News Program In The United States Of America In 2009 of the Day: Bill O’Reilly to Lou Dobbs: “Barack Obama — is he the devil?”

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Oh fox news….you sure know how to fabricate the news…..(who doesn’t know that)

Seriously……fox new…i don’t know whether to be upset or to laugh