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Duck Hunt Van Gogh

I just got this little guy for my #keychain #supermario #boobuddy #nintendo (Taken with instagram)

Well This Is Sufficiently Terrifying of the Day: By far the most disturbing Mario-themed machinima you will watch today, guaranteed.

I’d normally reserve this sort of thing for Lights Out, but you’re gonna want to watch this while there’s still plenty of sunlight out.

[kotaku.]

Another Tee of the Day: “The True Story” by Vincent Bocognani.

This isn’t normal — but on mushrooms it is.

[threadless.]

Mario Fan Art of the Day: “Mario Sketch” by Derek Hunter.

Hunter says:

Happy 25th birthday, Mario! It’s been 25 wonderful years of killing unarmed civilians of the mushroom kingdom!

[deviantart.]

Food Art of the Day: Pixelated Link and Mario made of Skittles, by Matt McManis.

Taste the Nintendo.

[deviantart.]

Super Mario Fan Art of the Day: “Mario and Luigi” by Jamar Smith.

That’s-a the way you do it.

[justinrampage.]

(via thedailywhat)

Happy Halloween! Hellboy as Mario! Abe Sapien as Iron Man! By Dan Hipp!

via(agentmlovestacos)

i was just talking about link being a troll…..hahahaha

PROBLEM ZELDA? One of my favorite Troll Physics posts so far!

via(agentmlovestacos)

Tee of the Day: “Steamboat Mario” by Justin “Jublin” White.

(TFA: One day only!)

[teefury.]

Mario Fan Art of the Day: “Plumber’s Dilemma” by Michael Mayne.

It’s like secret hideout of the Michael Mayne Fan Club over here. Damn that talented bastard.

[deviantart.]

Mario Fan Art of the Day: “Life, uh… Finds a Way” by Michael Mayne.

Clever boy.

[deviantart.]

Michael Jackson The Experience for Wii™ brings all the fun, thrills, and excitement of Michael Jackson’s greatest performances right to your very home!

Michael Jackson The Experience for Nintendo’s Wii™ will make learning to dance like the ultimate pop icon fun and accessible for everyone. In Michael’s School mode, players will be able to rehearse before their show, with video training to practice Michael’s most challenging moves and perform his most authentic choreographies. With multiplayer mode on Wii™, fans are never alone – up to three more players can get in on the performance and everyone will be able to sing with Michael Jackson using the on-screen lyrics!

Step into the shoes of music’s greatest icon. Step into Michael Jackson The Experience.

via(michaeljosephjackson)

Papercraft of the Day: Ceiling Warp Pipe is watching you flatten your Goomba.
[superpunch.]

Papercraft of the Day: Ceiling Warp Pipe is watching you flatten your Goomba.

[superpunch.]

Bumper Stickers of the Day: Geeky honor student bumper stickers designed by Das Chupa in preparation for his son Dean who “is going to be out of beta in just over 3 months.”
[justinrampage.]

Bumper Stickers of the Day: Geeky honor student bumper stickers designed by Das Chupa in preparation for his son Dean who “is going to be out of beta in just over 3 months.”

[justinrampage.]

(via thedailywhat)