What Colbert is doing right now, isn’t just comedy, but very serious in nature if done by a real candidate, so keep that in mind. Essentially what he is doing is creating awareness to this, and has for months. This shit shouldn’t be going on.
“This is the long-form (birth certificate, left) they released today. It is actually shorter than the short-form. …We demand a foot-long form! It only costs five dollars!”
— STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report
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However the small dog like laughter in the video by the audience member…..should also star in a rebecca black video….
Breaking Friday News of the Day: Long story short, Jimmy Fallon promised to get Stephen Colbert to perform Rebecca Black’s “Friday” on his show this Friday if $26,000 were raised for education projects through DonorsChoose.org by then.
Much to Colbert’s chagrin, the $26,000 mark has just been crossed, meaning he will be forced to make good on Jimmy Fallon’s pledge.
Though Friday is April Fools Day, The Jimmy Fallon / Stephen Colbert Project page promises that this is no joke, so set your DVRs if this is something you’d like to see.
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Colbert & Stewart Face Off Against Fallon in Late Night Ice Cream Battle
The late night wars took a turn for the delicious last night, when Jimmy Fallon showed up on The Colbert Report to defend his recently unveiled Ben & Jerry’s flavor, Late Night Snack.
Also, Jon Stewart and Ben & Jerry were there. And you were there too, and you and you…
Click the link for the second half.
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People are giving @TheDailyShow @Stephenathome crap for making fun of @andersoncooper attack in Egypt, but its obviously all in good fun.
Wal-Mart and Star Wars are this weeks fan art for the mantle.
The Black Keys squared off against the lead singer from Vampire Weekend last night on the Colbert Report in a debate on which band’s songs were used in more commercials. The winner would get Colbert’s support. Enjoy.
![Custom-made Colbert Couch of the Day: Oddly enough, Matt Charlan’s magnificent Stephen Colbert couch is still available for purchase.
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Custom-made Colbert Couch of the Day: Oddly enough, Matt Charlan’s magnificent Stephen Colbert couch is still available for purchase.
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In Case You Missed It of the Day: World-renowned astrophysicist Neil deGrasse “Pluto Killer” Tyson explains to Stephen Colbert and viewers named Bill O’Reilly what really makes sea levels rise and fall.
(Spoiler Alert: It’s not God.)
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“THEY ARE CANDLES!!!!”
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![Infographic of the Day: ~215,000 vs. ~87,000. In case you were wondering.
Data source: CBS.
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Infographic of the Day: ~215,000 vs. ~87,000. In case you were wondering.
Data source: CBS.
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very heart felt song regardless of comedy, and shows why judge two americans feelings on what they believe.
I’ll be there tomorrow
Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Hell Out Of This of the Day: Footage of Stephen Colbert’s in-character testimony before the House Judiciary Committee’s immigration subcommittee (previously) on the subject of the United Farm Workers’ “Take Our Jobs” initiative, which almost didn’t happen.
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![Tip Of The Hat of the Day: According to a Daily Caller exclusive, Stephen Colbert will be in DC this Friday to testify — in character — at a congressional hearing of the House Judiciary Committee’s immigration subcommittee titled “Protecting America’s Harvest” on the subject of the “Take Our Jobs” initiative “which offers Americans the chance to try working in the fields if they really think good jobs are being lost to illegals.”
A House Judiciary Committee spokeswoman, confirming Colbert would testify, said the hearing matter was a “serious issue … this is not a TV stunt.”
Some Republicans have already expressed unhappiness with Colbert witnessing at the hearing, thinking it would make light of a serious issue.
Can’t wait.
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Tip Of The Hat of the Day: According to a Daily Caller exclusive, Stephen Colbert will be in DC this Friday to testify — in character — at a congressional hearing of the House Judiciary Committee’s immigration subcommittee titled “Protecting America’s Harvest” on the subject of the “Take Our Jobs” initiative “which offers Americans the chance to try working in the fields if they really think good jobs are being lost to illegals.”
A House Judiciary Committee spokeswoman, confirming Colbert would testify, said the hearing matter was a “serious issue … this is not a TV stunt.”
Some Republicans have already expressed unhappiness with Colbert witnessing at the hearing, thinking it would make light of a serious issue.
Can’t wait.
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