“This is the long-form (birth certificate, left) they released today. It is actually shorter than the short-form. …We demand a foot-long form! It only costs five dollars!”
— STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report
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Colbert & Stewart Face Off Against Fallon in Late Night Ice Cream Battle
The late night wars took a turn for the delicious last night, when Jimmy Fallon showed up on The Colbert Report to defend his recently unveiled Ben & Jerry’s flavor, Late Night Snack.
Also, Jon Stewart and Ben & Jerry were there. And you were there too, and you and you…
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