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“This is the long-form (birth certificate, left) they released today.  It is actually shorter than the short-form.  …We demand a foot-long form!  It only costs five dollars!”

STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report

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Colbert & Stewart Face Off Against Fallon in Late Night Ice Cream Battle

The late night wars took a turn for the delicious last night, when Jimmy Fallon showed up on The Colbert Report to defend his recently unveiled Ben & Jerry’s flavor, Late Night Snack.

Also, Jon Stewart and Ben & Jerry were there. And you were there too, and you and you…

Click the link for the second half.

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